A list of my wacky diets
July 28, 2018
Over the past three or four years I’ve tried a number of different diets, mostly to aid my running: this is my experience with all of them:
This is a fasting diet championed by the BBC’s Dr Mosely. You fast for two days a week (not consecutively), having a total of 600 calories you can consume on those days, typically 300 at breakfast and 300 for dinner.
The diet is good for weight loss, but is even better for resetting your ideas on what you need to eat. You discover that you spend a lot of your time eating from boredom, and as a bonus the ketosis state you enter makes you feel incredibly lucid while you’re hours into the fast.
However you also are a moody git to be around in between the meals. Infact, the extra adrenaline you have from the fasting state, when combined with coffee can completely alter the person you are temporarily - good for weight training perhaps but not so good if you’re with company. Sleeping is also very hard. I always tended to go over the 600 calories last thing at night so I could sleep.
Intermittent fasting/fasting window
This diet gives you a window to each during the day - usually around 10 hours. So if your first meal is at 7am, your final meal should be at 5pm. My experience was limited weight loss, and like the 5-2 increased adrenaline levels if you take it to the extreme window of 6-8 hours, making you not much fun to be around.
It comes with a number of promised longer-term health gains, including cancer fighting ones - search for Dominic D’Agostino for the studies on this.
This is a fairly popular diet these days, and has a book backing it up called “Wheat Belly”. If you look at the ingredient list of most off-the-shelf foods, you’ll find most of them contain wheat which makes it quite a hard diet to stick to.
This is an easier version of the Wheat-free diet. I stick to this diet as much as I can, as I find too much bread bloating and I get sluggish and tired.
This is one step above Wheat free. I’ve tried it a few times but never got past a few days, finding the ingredients you need so much hard work it wasn’t worth it - and I’m grateful I’m not Caeliac and forced to do the diet.
Sugar free diet
Like the Wheat-free diet, this is a tricky one to do when you start reading ingredients list of most supermarket items - almost all contain sugar. Do you also exclude fructose, e.g. fruit?
Like the wheat-free diet I try to use it to guide my diet but allow exceptions. Sugar is probably the biggest culprit of belly fat for me, and is an obvious one to minimise to stop me lugging the equivalent of a water bladder around on my stomach.
Meat free diet
The vegetarian diet, and the harder version vegan-free, is something I’ve tried for a short while but never any longer than a few days.
I want to stick to meat-free a few times a week, to follow the avant-garde trend and reduce my dependency on meat which seems to be every meal except breakfast. There’s a few Netflix documentaries on the subject, and the anti-biotics and growth hormones used on animals is my main worry. Why are most sandwiches chicken? Can’t we find another form of protein in its place?
Four hour body (Ketogenic diet)
This is a less strict version of a Ketogenic diet: one where you don’t consume any carbohydrates, or limit yourself to generally 25g or less a diet.
Ketogenic diets are stricter as you have to regularly monitor your ketone levels and your grammes of carbohydrates. Tim Ferris’ four hour body version gives you a cheat day once a week to go crazy, and basically tells you to eat the same meal every day.
For me this was eggs and ham, tortilla-less burrito, and a lentil stew or salad. It gets incredibly boring after two weeks but does have a noticeable affect on the heaviness of your belly and weight loss. I’ve only done it once, if I was to do it again I’d stick to 5 days on, and a normal weekend rather than a cheat day which caters for a more generalised audience.
I’ve done this several times for 5 or 6 months. I didn’t notice much weight loss or belly-fat loss. My liver and kidneys were naturally more efficient
Drinking more water diet
This is simply quaffing 2-3 litres of water during the day - continually drinking throughout the day. You definitely have a clearer head when you do this, but the downside being you are frequently going to the toilet, a little embarrassing when you are in an office environment.
I haven’t done an official “detox” smoothie diet, but have drunk smoothies myself for a day. You get very hungry and have to stick to limited fruit ones to avoid a sugar headache.
One glass of wine a day diet
Not strictly a diet, but something I’ve adopted recently to counter low heart rate, which was down to under 35 when I was training one year. This is a small 175ml glass, and there’s the tonnes of articles about its long term benefit.
I find beer (Lager) has a negative effect on my gut (biome) when I drink it in excess, I spent about 3 months without drinking it and only wine and found it far better for my body weight and gut, but this is probably largely down to the chemicals you get in English lagers.